Stories by Crazy

A little crazy never hurt anyone…

Ideal Date #7

Do you like home-cooked hot food?
Mine comes with first-degree burns.


Five Words

Five words to describe my ideal woman?
How about: cool badass with an hourglass.
Or: won’t murder me in slumber.
Or: doesn’t try to be funny.
Or: resists temptation to correct grammar.

Ideal Date #6

Let’s exercise together!
I know this great new plan where you run from stampedes.


Sometimes, you get writer’s block.
So you must watch YouTube videos
on rare MMA submissions.

Ideal Date #5

I would like to take you to a haunted house.
That way, when I scream like a girl, I can blame it on you.